This will be a warm and cozy toaster of a home for each and every one of us Crumpets!

Please sign the guest book so we can realise the true scale of the phenomenon that is TEAM CRUMPET AND THE CRUMPETEERS!

Welcome Team Crumpet and Crumpeteers!

"A muffin and a crumpet were going into an oven, and the muffin said, “Oh my God, we’re going to die!” and the crumpet said, “Oh, my God, a talking muffin!”"

I have now included a Feedback page if you think anything should be added / removed / tweaked / made more crumpetty!

No official Crumpet business is being submitted here right now... all official buttering and toasting remains in the Forza forum! Click the link on the right to go there if you want -------------------------->